Dean Martin Quotes

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'
Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin

Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three.
Dean Martin

Routine plays that we have been making, we just didn't make them.
Dean Martin

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
Dean Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
Dean Martin

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin