Jack Benny Quotes
Enjoy our collection of quotes by famous people like Jack Benny. Jack Benny was born on February 14, 1894 and died on December 26, 1974. His real birth was Benjamin Kubelsky. Benny was an American comedian, vaudevillian, and actor for radio, television, and film. Widely recognized as one of the leading American entertainers of the 20th century, Benny played the role of the comic penny-pinching miser, insisting on remaining 39 years old despite his actual age.My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny
Modesty is my best quality.
Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air.
Jack Benny
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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